Ossama Chaib
MULTIDISCIPLINARY ENGINEER. Can I call myself that?
At Fitch Group, architected (code name) Alpha — a microservices platform that processes 1000+ concurrent financial models. Taught CS while building Gradient, a teaching assistant using multimodal LLMs. Before that: GPU optimization at Imagination Tech, RL frameworks at Shell, built an Ethereum marketplace.
I want to automate everything so I can spend time doing things that computers and AI can't do: MMA, wrestling, BJJ, Muay Thai, TENNIS, cycling, watching Seinfeld and playing Fortnite.
I'm currently open to opportunities in forward deployed engineering, AI infrastructure, backend -view my full background and work.
Recent Posts
Agents failed to dethrone Google Search
Apr 29, 2026
clawd penguin: a virtual hangout for when claude goes down
Apr 16, 2026
aiscii: Natural Language ASCII animations
Apr 13, 2026
Do Androids Dream of Eclectic Sheep?
Mar 21, 2026
Figuring out Claude Code's new /btw command
Mar 17, 2026
Peek: Write once for every reader
Mar 12, 2026
Betrayed by my own blog
Mar 10, 2026
Having Fun Being Broke!
Mar 8, 2026
Demis Hassabis should be knighted
Mar 4, 2026
I miss the old Claude
Feb 28, 2026